“...I was just a tired Mom in an Uber with my drapey cardigan tied around my waist...”

For some reason, I find the cardigan detail the most obnoxious aspect of this saga.

I mean, Mercury already went with the retro theme so I finished it in certain spots. However, people always ask me if that’s supposed to be Jay Garrick.

The Town 2: TOWN HAHDAH

I don’t trust ANY airline complaint story anymore, because if you dig into the details, they are virtually all much more complicated than the knee jerk reaction that gets the headline.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

While I agree with your post about any make of vehicle being a POS if not taken care of, I have known a substantial number of people who have bought NEW VWs or BMWs and had significant problems with them (taken care of under warranty, of course).

Geez! Look at all that style we used to get to drive around in - and not just the Caddy, but most of the cars from that era. Each with their own unique details.

first car wife & I bought brand new and it damn near cost me the marriage. Everything we fell in love w/ about the new Bug was negated by repeated dealer visits for the simplest of stupid shit problems. Two yrs in my wife gets a company car so the Bug becomes our back-up and two years later I move it halfway across…

I don’t really mind it so much... except she is clearly lying because cats don’t wear makeup or get piercings. I know this because every time I have tried to do a smoky eye on my cats, they scratch me.

Optimus Prime’s kidney stone. Excellent analogy.

yeah, it kind of seems like if you believe in ghosts (as spiritual beings) then the concept of God wouldn’t be such a stretch?

Here’s the thing that makes no sense about this theory:

This one time... I went out to my car in the morning, and had to actually roll down my windows , then I had to phyiscally (PHYSICALLY!) wipe my side mirrors, and turn on my rear defroster, and run my wipers twice (TWICE!). It was like... intense maaaan.

I heard you like b pillars, so we put a b pillar in your b pillar.

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

49ers expected to announce replacement for HC Chip Kelly or Mike Shanahan within the next 24 months

>Also Episode II is slightly worse then Episode I.

I love sharing it, people freak out.

She’s holding the bow while plucking the strings.