Albania for the win.

Agree, Dunkin in store is too weak. Buy the bagged stuff and brew at home at the proper strength and Dunkin is excellent.

When I get my bagel I always say “Bagel with a lot of butter,” but I think next time I’ll just ask for “VERY LOUD butter.”

Looks like it had a front end collision.

Life threatening? Maybe not, but I know someone who suffers severe diverticulitis from time to time, sometimes requiring a trip to the emergency room. Extremely painful.

This statement makes me sad.

I very seldom eat fast food any more. Type II pretty much cured me of that.

I lost 60 lbs. (and kept it off) with calorie tracking. Being aware of what you’re consuming is most of the battle.

Classy.

I like that the “Mets” logo is the smallest one on that sign.

Underwear has one job: keeping that junk locked down. There's a reason you can find this brand and item everywhere. "Fashion" is not part of the job.

Underwear has one job: keeping that junk locked down. There's a reason you can find this brand and item everywhere.…

Eyeblack goes under the eyes, not over. Rookie mistake.

The artist drew Superman's new costume with a kryptonite pen.

Fuck the Cardinals and their elitist douchebaggery! Nice takedown of those asshats!

Awesome! I hope he does Adventure. I want to see both the hero and the dragons!

Needs more Jiminy Glick

I like my Irish coffee black, no alcohol of course.

Fashionista is a word that needs to die.

I would pay good money to see the Steven Hawking super hero movie.

Question: how many quarterbacks can throw 4 pics in a game, be as bad as he was in the Green Bay game and play like he did in the end? Seriously, Wilson's greatest strength is his coolness no matter the situation. He is better at that than any quarterback in the league, IMO.