I'm an island - a Seahawks fan in Central NY.

YES!

Sometimes on our way to work my friend and I will stop for coffee. I prefer McDonalds coffee (cheep and actually very good) he prefers Tims. I'm certain he prefers it not because it's better (it isn't) but out of some misguided notion that Tim Hortons is a better brand, more upscale; befitting someone of good taste.…

"funny premise" No, just trolling. Bad trolling and mean spirited.

I am constantly telling my wife that heaven smells like bacon. She's having none of it.

Because it's a soft target, like a Bronco receiver on a crossing route. Ba-dum-ching!

As a Seahawk fan, I find this all so very very delicious.

...in other news: Women and men have obvious physical differences...

I'm taling about LEGO superhero mini figures. It was a direct reply to: "The average male mini fig, though, has no defining physique."

LEGO mini figures are an abstraction of the human form. A simplification. As an abstraction, they must portray the human form with broad strokes. Thus, a female face has lipstick and maybe eyelashes. What is your remedy for this? Remove the lipstick, eyelashes and you have...a male face. Now, I realize many women do…

Teeny waist? If she was human she would still be considered WAY to big to be a "plus size" model. I put "plus size" in quotes as there are very few real models who are truly plus size, which is pathetic.

Male superhero figs have a 6 pack as do some shirtless figs. #outrageforoutragesake

The day he converted to veganism? I imagine if there was any effect it was a placebo effect. Does chemistry change sufficiently in one day to produce such a dramatic response? It all seems rather anecdotal.

They're only strewn about when I'm in the process of building which, fortunately for my wife, isn't too often.

On occasion, my wife must swim through a sea of plastic. She is a patient understanding woman.

Been a LEGO fan for 40 some years. Still buying (and building) the stuff!

Your answer seemed to indicate displeasure with the hourglass print. Sorry I misread your intent.

You could - imagination. My friend and I incorporated different toys with our LEGO. Granted, if we had Friends figures we probably would have made them aliens or something...

When I was a boy there was two - TWO - female hairstyles available. I would have killed to have the variety and selection LEGO has now. My friend and I ALWAYS had females in our stories and we always craved more faces/hairstyles for females!

Part of the problem is, until Friends LEGO didn't have much success in selling to girls, or more accurately, their parents.