Worth remembering: Lloyd Dobbler DOESN'T end up with Diane...

To Gamestop date guy:

You know what would be a guaranteed hit, and land you the date of your dreams?

Grab a boombox, hold it over your head, and play "Peter Gabriel's - In Your Eyes" at full blast outside of the store. Or inside if you're feeling extra brave?

Hey it worked for Lloyd Dobbler!

​Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Ask Out The GameStop Girl?

I have both South Park and Titanfall on preorder. My expectations for both are EXTREMELY high at this point. From what I've seen so far though, I doubt I'll be disappointed. The first 10 mintues of South Park was pretty great, and I had so much fun in the Titanfall beta.

Congrats to the amazing Pokemon team who conquered the Elite 4!

I've played about 45 mins of Brothers and I loved it. Then I picked up a PS4 and I haven't stopped playing AC: Black Flag, Tomb Raider DE and now Thief. There are not enough hours in the day and days in the week. :(

so he's making a game with his daughter, and his daughter has a The Cheat t-shirt...

You had me at that stache'.

SNAAAAAAAKE!

The wanted sex-0ffender posters that look curiously like Dennis!

Could you put you hands on top of my hands so they look like my hands in the photo...we're lawyers!!!

Charlie's uncle with the small hands...that's comedy.

Nobody likes salting the snail, but she doesn't give you a choice!

You have to throw salt on her. It's the only way to make her leave.

Hand egg is a used by those who are ignorant on the origins of the name.
Once upon a time the term football was a broad term coined for sports played on foot as opposed to horseback. You had Rugby Football and Soccer Football. eventually Soccer football was just renamed football or association football and Rugby…

Everybody to the limit, The Cheat is to the limit, everybody come on fhqwhgads!

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