"You're welcome." —Cutty

Teddy Bridgewater said the message was "Very deep. Like, the kind of deep that takes a couple weeks before it scabs over and eventually fades away, although it will probably leave a scar."

I read it. Turns out they just excerpted a bit of Burneko's recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich.

Of course he's wearing a Raiders t-shirt.

Go figure, he's a Raiders fan.

This is the biggest innovation for fans since the stadium in Pittsburgh introduced the windows over the urinals in the bathroom which allowed fans to continue to watch the game.

no surprise that Fecafoot appears to have stepped in shit.

So he's not free to say what was on his mind? I guess the 1st Amendment doesn't apply when kids are involved.

New Jersey sounds more and more like Soviet Russia every day.

The Knicks might be interested in another recycled free agent.

Also known as the "Average Score"

Donation target 1-877 KARS 4 KIDS has already rejected Incognito's gift, explaining that if they wanted to be associated with something horribly offensive to the human condition, they'd play one of their ads.

You might think this is progress for all women, but then she lets slip that she'll be hiding her concussion symptoms by dying her hair blonde.

Good for those defensive linemen. When my wife's in the red zone I usually stay the fuck away from her.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Yes i read that but that should absolve them of running a story which they only had half the facts of? Yay people reporting half a story and then expecting to be taken seriously!!! This is roughly the same situation as the lady from 60 minutes that got suspended over the benghazi story that gawker (deadspins parent…

Economics and supply and demand can be a sonofabitch.

Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, but if he kills another man in the the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Investigators: "Do you know anything about Preifer and homosexuals?"

Yes, I have. Its an appliance. So what?

It does its job for people who need such a car, because not everyone needs a car that makes them orgasm because it has Italian design or German handling or the smell of rich leather and mahogany on the interior trim.

I don't care how you take this, but 'enthusiasts' like you are…