I like how this article is basically a Big Lead smear piece, written to make them sound like sleazy bastards.

Written by a man working for a website currently losing a 100+ million dollar lawsuit thanks in large part to their decade+ history of being sleazy bastards.

Voice-over is shitty, but the game itself looks great, and that’s all I care about.

“Editorial standards”

Do you even know where you are? This is the same site that helped in the blackmail of a private citizen, forcing him to come out as gay, and who also published an illegally obtained sex tape and kept it online despite orders from a judge.

A song which never mentions whether or not the L.A. Face/Oakland booty woman is black, white, hispanic, asian, American Indian, etc. But who cares about all that, Blake Lively is a fucking RACIST!

The lyric refers to a woman (whose skin color is not known) with a pretty face and a larger than average butt. Blake Lively was referring to herself as someone with a pretty face (most people would agree) and a larger than average butt (most people would agree).

Yep, definitely racist, despite the fact that Sir Mix a…

Wait, you mean novelty rap songs about one man’s love affair with gigantic asses shouldn’t be taken seriously, nor should it be the subject of the dreaded CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!?

Yep, I am sure Mr. Mix-a-Lot wrote that lyric with the sole intent of disparaging every woman that has ever, or will ever, live in the city of Oakland.

Damn am I glad I have never met people like you in real life, and only encounter this kind of righteous indignation on the internet.

I saw this “story” pop up and immediately came here to see if this is where some of the OUTRAGE was happening. Sure enough it is. You people have become an exaggerated parody of yourselves. But hey, I guess there is money to be had by pretending.

Shadow Hearts: Covenant. I don’t need to elaborate.

You can always get a neighbor, family member or humane society to take your pet. You can’t just drop your unwanted kid off and wash your hands of all responsibility. Well, unless you live in Indiana.

Find and Replace term “Pets” with “Kids”

I agree completely.

They probably showed EA Bioshock Infinite’s sales numbers and then Battlefield Hardline’s sales numbers.

Your e-penis is huge.

Wow, sounds like...not that much fun at all and a big chore?

Maybe don’t celebrate your goal until it actually crosses the line, dummy.

I don’t buy this. Why would the Vikings wear anything other than purple, and obviously the Raiders wearing Gold makes no fucking sense.

So it’s just perfectly fine in the NBA to take 5 steps now, as long as it ends in a jam that can be shared on social media?

Something like what? Grabbing the SS’s leg as he attempts to make his throw to 1st? That is runner interference.

How about you just keep the name you have now?

Because those dancers might make one person in the crowd uncomfortable, and we can’t have someone being uncomfortable with something in 2016. Everything needs to be as watered down, vanilla as possible. After all, that clothed dancer, wearing more clothes than what you would see at any of the hotel pools during GDC,…