Matt Kalil has been the worst offensive tackle in football this year, he deserves to be heckled incessantly.

Why do reporters even bother talking to this turd? What do they think he would say that would be of any interest at all to readers?

Generic "All chain pizza is shit, buy local" comment goes here.

You're not going to get an answer. Deadspin's agenda is to rip the NFL and Roger no matter what they do. If they had re-instated Peterson, Barry's article about how justice for a 4 year old kid wasn't served would be here in place of this one.

Why am I not surprised that when the NFL finally gets it right, and rightfully suspends someone for the heinous shit they did, Deadspin is the first to come out and whine about it? If they would have done nothing, this site would have ripped them to shreds. They suspend a guy for an entire season (basically) for…

I would be happier if Moneen came back and made a new record.

Here's my "Hot Take": no other team sport has, or needs, fights, so why does hockey? This "the players need to police themselves" excuse is such bullshit. Hockey players don't care about getting their teeth knocked out in a fight if they hit Sidney Crosby. They care about being on the ice. Doll out heavy suspensions…

Looking forward to Billy's eventual "Fuck Martin Ødegaard" article in 7 years.

Why should anyone care what a rapist thinks about TV shows?

So, they are yanking stuff out of the game and giving it to you later at weekly intervals? That's...uh...cool I guess? I don't know. I would rather just have all that stuff at the beginning, since, once I beat the game, I'm not likely not going to come back to it for some downloadable beard sets.

I had zero problem controlling the cars in the game. And I thought the side content was great. I'm not talking about chess or drinking games, but rather searching for QR codes, the CTOS boxes, intruding on people and watching them attempt to grow their dick with pills, etc. I just finished Watch_Dogs a week ago, and I…

I'll be getting the game from Gamefly, and loving the 15-20+ hours I'll spend with it, and not even care if I am missing all of this truly useless "bonus" content.

He cooks it on the grill, and then puts it into a pile.

Seriously dude, you write for a website, and you lack basic reading comprehension skills?

Declare war on these whiny, unoriginal articles that people write every fucking year.

I bought the game on launch day, played it for an hour, and was so frightened by the framerate and texture pop in, I had to turn it off out of fear.

Does Heat count as a Val Kilmer movie? Because if it does, it's better than Tombstone. Not by much, but still.

Yep, because this one game in particular has one aspect of it that's currently broken, every single AAA game is like that. Every. Damn. One.

What if guys like Welker think life is worth living, and that 45 years on Earth doing what you love is better than being 80 years old, shitting in a bag at a nursing home, while your asshole grandchildren plot to steal all your money?

I honestly can't tell if you're too stupid to realize that's a traditional dinner bell, or just trolling the shit out of everyone.

Stick to writing 8,000 words about how to make macaroni and cheese, Al.

Getting your ass beat by a geriatric is only slightly more embarrassing than walking around with that haircut.