Years of taking steroids finally catching up to her?

Yep, because Minnesota, one of the healthiest states in America, packed with blonde Scandinavian women, sure struggles in the hot women department.

Didn't help that Germany had an extra 27 hours of rest time, while the US has had to do more traveling between games than any other team. What idiot put together this schedule?

I've been on this games nuts since I saw the first trailer. I can't wait to spend the entire weekend naked, eating pizza, and playing Shovel Knight.

Yeah, but Tatanka is cool with the name, so it doesn't need to be changed.

Ahh Metro, the FPS where the actual shooting feels terrible, but everything else is cool...I guess.

This article could have been written using four words: Because it's Mortal Kombat.

No, they are not.

I still buy CD's, because physical AND digital is always better than just digital.

So, the same tired, generic, boring "Take my money!" shit people have said for the last 10 Steam sales? Riveting stuff here.

I disagree. The burrito they had 4 or so years ago with the potatoes and bacon bits in it blew me away.

Yeah, god forbid people don't have an Encyclopedic knowledge of the game like the Screamer nerds. I legitimately would like to know how it would be possible for the US to win a Cup within the next 12 years.

Wow, Deadspin can get butthurt about anything these days, can't they?

I bet Tom Ley is a fun person to hang out with.

Just because a game has a male lead character doesn't mean that game, or its creators, are sexist.

That doesn't look anything like Tony Eusebio

That makes perfect sense. Kirby Puckett was my idol, so I spent my childhood in full blackface so I could be exactly like him in every way.

In future news, Devil's Third failed to make the NPD Top 20 in its first month of release.

I still don't get why this game got so much hype to begin with. The team making it has been completely gutted. The two games they had created prior to it were loaded with problems (Sorry, SotC fanboys, but that game ran like ass and a half). And the only thing we've seen of it is a straight up UGLY looking flying…

So what is going to be the manufactured outrage this year? Last year, Sony didn't have enough female presenters. What's it going to be in 2014? That a big AAA game is racist somehow? Or that the lack of an LGBT hero in a game means the industry is the worst thing ever? I'll be sure to check Kotaku daily for updates on…

Yep, because those 3 games are a completely accurate representation of every single one of the 100+ games to be shown at the event. 100% of them are M rated violent action games.

I can already tell this "feature" is going to do nothing but bait people into outrage with bullshit.