Durant misses a FT in Game 5, and it's not his fault, the ref froze him out. Randolph loses his shit and slugs a guy, and it's not his fault, the league is being mean. Deadspin is so far up the asses of athletes, it's ridiculous. I bet all their writers are the same guys who rush down to the dugout area with 2 outs in…

Hey now, don't get in the way of Tom's endless athlete worship with some common sense. He gives Crawford shit for wanting to make sure the correct number of fouls is displayed correctly, in the final minute of a close playoff game. Really? You know why? Because Durant missed the FT. If he makes it, this story never…

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EVERY FUCKING TIME someone reviews fast food on the internet, a dink like you will pop up and say shit like "You had Taco Bell? Why didn't you go to a REAL MEXICAN restaraunt?" Because sometimes you don't want to sit down and spend $8 on tacos. Sometimes you want a god damn Chili Cheese Burrito and a Baja Blast. This…

It's a Monday, the Gawker offices are open, so they are showing up for work.

This is a preview. She thought it was boring, so she said so in the title. Stop whining.

Sure, you could say that, if you wanted to sound like a complete fool. Joe Mauer was one of the best fielding catchers in baseball. But don't let facts get in the way of another shitty Deadspin Commenter Joke.

I grew up as a lefty, but only when playing baseball, and only when I have a glove on my right hand. If I were to pick up a baseball on the street and throw it through a store window, I would do so with my right hand. It's weird. I am actually going to try playing right handed in my softball league this year, so I can…

I don't see what this has to do about the MLS being terrible. Come on Billy, step your game up.

What is with all the Calipari stuff lately? Didn't they LOSE the title game to UCONN?

"out for iOS" is all I need to know. I'll pass.

So Daniel, if I walked into an interview with a tilted hat, and acted like a punk to the person asking the questions, would they want to hire me? Even if I had a sparkling resume of prior work experience (Blackstock's on-field college production)? No, they wouldn't. I realize playing in the NFL isn't the same as doing…

So, stalking people is a "folk game" now?

There are racists in the South. Imagine that.

The only game I've ever played on my phone is Tetris, because it requires basic taps and swipes. No way in hell I am playing a hack and slash RPG like Secret of Mana on a touch screen device. Why not make these games for the 3DS and Vita?

So when is the inevitable "Why didn't they hire a female woman of color?" article?

Nah, Deadspin is still comfortably up Yasiel Puig's ass.

Because Jason Whitlock is a fat person.

If you ever criticize Puig for anything, then you are a racist. This also holds true if you don't think he's the greatest baseball phenom since Ken Griffey Jr.

Except, Mike Trout is a better player in basically every single way. But sure, Puig is awesome because some old, white sportswriters don't like him. Let's get a couple more stories about that.