PercyChuggs
PercyChuggs
PercyChuggs

My brother's ex-wife used to forbid him from watching any television in which there might be a woman on screen who she thought was more attractive than her. He calls her a "psycho" every once in a while. Is he incorrect?

These aren't "diverse bodies". These are just ugly people.

I just bought a Vita a month and a half ago, and I love the operating system. It's smooth, fast, and lets me organize the home screen so as to eliminate clutter. Just delete all the apps you don't use, and put the rest in a folder labeled "Other Stuff". It's really that easy.

Way to dispute my anecdotal evidence with anecdotal evidence of your own. "Nuh uh, black women aren't more likely to be obese because MY family is full of black women and none of them are obese!"

I was wondering when someone would call me a racist. I guess you're not allowed to even DISCUSS black people, in any way, without being called racist now?

You do realize I live in America, and so that is why I am using statistical facts about American obesity rates to prove my anecdotal observation about American people...right?

You do realize that your entire family could be made up of world class athletes and Olympic champions, and it wouldn't change the facts and statistics, right? Or do those things not apply to you and your special family?

Not in the NBA.

Quite the opposite, you say? Not so fast my friend.

But hey, I am sure the US Department of Health and Human Services Office of Minority Health just doesn't get out very often.

Well of course there are going to be exceptions to everything. I never said ALL black women are obese, I said most of the ones I see in my daily life are. And I provided statistical evidence that explains why I would say something like that: because it's true.

Or my anecdotal evidence is backed up by REAL evidence.

Mmm, I never get tired of being right.

I know what overweight people look like.

You mean Mississippi and Alabama, the two fattest states in America?

Do you sit around all day, waiting for the perfect chance to tell internet strangers that you aren't a racist?

Uh...the research shows that black women have a harder time dropping weight. Did you not read the fucking article?

I am not surprised. This is completely anecdotal, but it seems like I very, very rarely ever see older black women who aren't obese. Perhaps this explains it.

How long before we see him running upside down in an underwater, zero gravity pool in Zurich while also receiving blood plasma injections?

No, that doesn't make you a bad person. Hurling insults at him all game makes you a bad person. Be an adult and shut up.

Why don't we try it out together? When can you come over tonight?