She deserves to lose her job over a Halloween costume? Nah.

Can we resolve in 2014 to finally put an end to the idiotic statement that someone "won the internet"?

You shut the hell up, please. Thank you.

4 years later, I still really hate that "art" style.

Geez, there's no need to be a big dick about it.

I imagine any mature adult knows that they are just actors, and don't necessarily use the products they help sell.

I've found that the best way to get a boner is to just watch women exercise...

Sometimes you just can't get it up, no matter the method. Happens to everyone. Not me though.

Why would a dick being harder for longer change anything in regards to being with the same person for 15 years? Try some role playing or other kinky stuff you've never done before. Go hump in a church confessional or a truck stop rest room or something. Maybe smack each other around a bit (consensually, of course).

If we are going shopping, she will take out the money she thinks she will need and puts it in a pants pocket. If she's wearing a dress or something without pockets, she'll just leave it all in the car. Very rarely will she just walk around holding it. I honestly don't know if she owns a purse.

Where do you work where you need to constantly be dolled up like a Victoria's Secret runway model?

Oh, it's one of those "I hate the standards of beauty that the media says we should conform to...so I am going to continue doing all the things they say I should" people. Way to take a stand!

Nevermind. Public school education.

5 stars. That's what I am supposed to post in response of someone when someone makes a funny, right?

You never know when you might want to take a bathroom mirror iPad selfie.

One of the 1,956 things I love about my girlfriend is that she carries only the bare essentials with her: ID, some money, and her phone, all in a wallet-type thing. She doesn't need to bring 9 different kinds of moisturizer or foundation or any of that other stuff that's essentially meaningless.

Mounds bars are terrible, terrible things. Kit Kat's, when placed in the fridge for about an hour, are God's Gift to Candy, if God existed.

Aziz Ansari and the guy who plays Andy are the only funny parts about that show.

This is just the new stupid thing that kids are doing. No need to make this into some grand statement about society at large. Let's all settle down.

At work, so can't hear the video. And probably don't want to either, if it's just 7 minutes of someone justifying their hatred.