Doyel still has a better UZR than Delmon Young.

Not seen: David Wilson telling Jake Gyllenhaal to burn down Patrick Swayze's house.

Not seen: David Wilson telling Jake Gyllenhaal to burn down Patrick Swayze's house.

Some people are so gullible and easily influenced, they let promises made by imaginary Gods in the skies dominate their lives and then ruin the lives of others.

Hey now, stop trying to bring that silly "logic" thing up when discussing religion!

Hey now, stop trying to bring that silly "logic" thing up when discussing religion!

The odds of you actually finding an Xbox One or PS4 at GameStop on Black Friday: -100%

I hate to break it to you lady, but from the sounds of it, your marriage is fucked.

The corn dog isn't Iowa's food specialty. The "loosemeat sandwich" is Iowa's specialty. It's browned up hamburger meat jammed on a bun, sometimes smeared with ketchup. That's it. It's basically a Sloppy Joe, but without anything that makes a Sloppy Joe great.

It's a comic strip, not your grandmother's obituary.

The way people talk about Calvin and Hobbes, you would think they were all beaten as children, and their only refuge from the daily poundings was when they would hide in the closet and read the comic strips. It was a good strip, but good lord people, it didn't…

It's easy to pass up a lot of money when you've already got a lot of money.

I bet he's never even played in the league, so what does he know?

Hating gays is the ultimate Christian thing to do. It trumps everything else.

I got Mirror's Edge as part of that EA Humble Bundle. I might play it some day, although I bet it's aged terribly by now.

That comic is about a subtle as a brick to the face.

I hope they change it just so people will shut the hell up about it.

Except, the Wii U is in the same generation as PS3 and 360, not the PS4 and Xbone.

Not really true. The Xbox 360 launch lineup was actually really good. Call of Duty 2 was excellent on that console, Condemned was great, Amped 3 might be the most underrated launch game ever, and you also had Geometry Wars.

I cancelled my PS4 pre-order yesterday. I figure instead of using Amazon credit and getting it at launch, only to play a couple games I am only mildly excited to play, I will wait until Watch Dogs, inFamous: Second Son and Destiny are all out, and pick those 3 up at the same time as I buy my system. I've got such an…

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