I was going to tell you to have several seats and why, but then I just decided to laugh at your foolishness.

*hollers* That goat is too cute! Leave him or her alone.

Teyonah Parris had THE best hair that I have seen at an awards show hands down. She is my new naptural hair muse.

I actually want to become a director so these articles are my favorite to read. I know it's going to be close to impossible for me to become a director so reading about what other women have done or are working on is crucial to me.

Yess.. the first one gives me life! he's pointing and wagging his head and everything. So cunty supreme.

Jewel has a strong yodel, she doesn't sing country music.

Uncle Joseph is my shit.

Have two seats and think about the shit you just said.

Thank you for saying it so I didn't have to.

Nawl... Redford's face looks like a piece of chewed gum. Brad is aging much better.

Ma'am, get out... OF MY BRAIN. He is so incredibly homely to me.

Daniel Craig, Ron Perlman, Nicolas Cage, I could go on...

No not everyone's butt. And honestly if she's feeling vain about her booty then let her. I'm vain about mine and I wouldn't tolerate pics out there of me with a fake booty looking like a bag full of frowns. No. One day if she's lucky enough to live that long she will have a 90 year old butt and she needs to be able to…

I don't like president Ghost! He's not good enough for Olivia. Nope. If Olivia got snatched up he'd probably be the last to know about it and it would be Huck and Django to the rescue. You know it's true.

Really why ask a bunch of gays dudes this question? No one cares.

I agree the silver ones are kinda the business. I don't have anything to wear them with though.