I didn’t see a single BBC in that entire video!

Lena Dunham is gonna be PISSED.

Odell Beckham Jr.: Yeah, I took them all, dog, with some parmesan - and I think my arm is gone?
Andrew Luck: No, it’s probably numb.

Oh bullshit, I don’t see why shitty Indy or Detroit should get exclusivity over Minneapolis, Milwaukee or Cleveland. They’re all in the same tier as cities.

Also, it’s not snitching if you’re turning in a cop...

Where is this restaurant, hypothetically? Asking for a friend. And his special friend.

Here’s my take on guns and current debate:

It is wierd and counterintuitive to see this. It seems that kids are immune to the criticisms when adults speak out against guns. Any attacks on these kids by fringe right wing commentators and the NRA is seen as the bully in the schoolyard.

For those who just lost your airline discounts.... you have my thoughts and prayers.

So you’re that guy. Got it.

This is a stupid take.

This is a stupid take and you should feel stupid for saying it.

I honestly don’t know if you are being disingenuous or if you are an just an ignorant asshole. I also don’t know if the distinction really matters.

You’re covering sports; not the Middle East peace process.

I’m a bit embarassed for you that you think this is a major scoop

Sure, Mr. bassguitarhero, we white people just love to call a black person a liar.

I dunno how good that ballboy’s hearing is, some of those guys look pretty old.

If by “news” you mean “puff piece about a guy losing weight”

You can include the left in that, too, tho. The alt right and alt left are two sides of the same coin, and have together co-opted both decency and common sense.