This is such shit. The Cubs can break their arms to pat themselves on the back once more, when in reality the only reason this gesture is happening — the only reason we know whom Steve Bartman is — is that Cubs fans have been complete fuckwads to him for thirteen-plus years now. They booed him. They chanted “asshole”…

“A really nice ring diamond heals all wounds” -Kobe Bryant

Urschel realized he was beginning to have memory problems when he found himself asking everyone “Did I do that?”

“I stand corrected” - said the man in orthopedic shoes.

Only if those deli’s happen to be in New Jersey 😎

I’lll approve and spot you the lletter

I can’t argue against the concept of balance.

Los Angeleno here. What is this “good deli” magic you speak of?

I always like when people try to blame the current organizational structure as having ruined copy editing. It has never existed.

Can you swap the tablet for a dashboard?

Neigh!

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

I miss my flip phone. The one I have now does a hundred things I don’t need and weighs like 10 lbs and drags my pants down.

I think Infiniti’s Japanese...I know, don’t feel bad; they all look the same to me, too.

where on The Root where they have said to root for Mayweather:

The Ramones-Here Today, Gone Tomorrow

Hi, Jesus!

The people posting the Archer ‘phrasing’ memes think they are being clever.

You forgot to say away again . . .