These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

I think the point is that when we compare Jordan to LeBron, LeBron misses that “Makes those around him better” element. I think Kyrie is a natural baller (and I hate saying this because I wish ill on all things Duke).

The cream for your chapped ass is in aisle 4, man

No comment on the looks, but they’re actually a great compromise between the two. My fiance’s 2008 CRV has been one of the most convenient cars ever.

All the stars. So many good reasons why this works, and you keep everyone moving as efficiently as possible.

The Black Panthers can, right?

Since Richard Scarry is the indisputable worldwide expert on turning random, mostly edible, objects into cars, I am a bit offended that you even consider your inferior sketch a possibility. “Donut cars are vertical” - Richard Scarry, 1968.

This thing is going to be a huge cop magnet!

South Park suggests otherwise...

Playskool says tall and made Scary’s dream a reality

You monsters. The Gorilla is out of the top ten? He can dunk for real.

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day, here’s a star.

Shoulda used a driver.

Yeah Debbie parties in the back

With all that padding on, how are they supposed to show off their dirty knees?

So that’s two closets?

Upon learning he had set the record, Jornet reportedly remarked, “Well, it’s all downhill from here.”