Damn, Tom edits and directs now too!  He really is the Golden boy.

Separate blankets is key to a good nights sleep when you share a bed.

Hannah Gatsby?

“No one is laughing at my jokes”.  No need to dump on Hannah Gatsby.

That’s when you give your windscreen a thorough cleaning with a lot of washer fluid.

Fashion shows rarely start on time, but unless your name is Anna you better show up and be seated before the start time.  

In those awful white boots and that denim atrocity, no wonder she was denied entry.  

Many do not intentionally understaff, they can’t find people to work.

How the fuck are your in-laws gen z-ers?

Exactly. Like the lasting impact the great 80's HS movies have had. Nobody is going to rewatch the movies from the list for nostalgia.

Evidently you were in a coma for most of the 80's.

“putting actual healthy food out of reach for all but the upper middle-class and above.”

BS, I’m 6'4" 200 and have been on almost all the rides at USJ in Osaka.  Never had an issue, granted I’m not overweight but being tall was never a problem.

As their Dad you failed by not directing them to the nearest Zoltar machine to make a wish.

I’ve been to USJ in Osaka, rides seem to be the same as ones in the states.

You can bake your own bread.  I bake a loaf every week or so and I know exactly what is in it.

I have been to USJ in Osaka, the vehicles on the rides seem to be the same as in the states as far as size.  I’m 6'5 200 so not overweight, but never had an issue enjoying the rides there.

“Access to high quality, nutritious food is a privilege reserved only for the top 10 percent”. What a giant load of horse shit!

Tall shaming? Never experienced that. Just under 6'5" and 200lbs and the only complaint I have about my height is flying coach.

Gotta love that there is a link to a video from Lifehacker showcasing an ice cream sandwich made with Pop tarts as I am reading this.