Damn, mine just has a helicopter, 2 wave runners, 4 kayaks and a 22' StanCraft.

That and doing that tone deaf Imagine video/

“What kind of a man, who still has his balls, is walking around saying he’s a male feminist?”

Nobody thought of this Alien? She would be at the top of my list.

Welcome to the new Jalopnik. Shit on Tesla, Musk, any SUV (except the Bronco) and mediocre blog posts about other cars.

Were you in a coma when that video came out? Even eunuch’s took notice to that performance on the car.

Who the F uses “basic” anymore?  Are you some old that heard a young person say that 8 years ago?  Just by your post alone, your coworker is 20 times smarter than you.

No shit Sherlock, that’s why you run ads to generate revenue instead of forcing people into another pay subscription that they really don’t want.

Mazepin is bad, its also only been 3 races.  

Josh Dugger wishes he could enter the chat.

I hear they are opening for Condescending Cavy on tour this summer.

Sorry, do you or did you work at Tesla or Space X?  Would love to know where you get your deep insight into what Musk does (or doesn’t do according to you).  

I live in a house with a section dedicated to Blythe dolls owned by Mrs. Pennypacker. Those are at least cute and have shot up in value.

Creepy-ass AG dolls UNITE!

Kids, never take financial advice from anyone that bought a RR or LR.

I paid for my AMG GTR cash after cashing out some of my stocks, and I have no worries/regret about the returns I could have made financing part of it. I don’t like having any debt, and the peace of mind far outweighs the potential interest loss. There is no fixed rule, its what works for each individual.

Considering idiots consumed Tide Pods to get high, not the least bit surprised about this (or that Vice ran this story).

The masturbating bear would like to have a word with you.

As he should be!  That bear packed more laughs into one sketch then that dope Fallon has his entire time on air (not including his own forced laughter).

Basically just twits and twats on twitter, but you do you.