As a non binary quad gender lifeform I could really give a fuck about any of this stupid shit.

Jalopnik only cares about gotcha headlines since the quality of blog posts has gone down the shitter. LOL @ journalism.

Prince even said the story was true, except he did not make the pancakes.  Somebody else did.

I don’t think Space X has the capacity to transport teams to Mars yet.

What about all the Asian people being attacked?

But you will just ignore it when you watch races in the other countries.

I’m absolutely shocked that they didn’t play this song for the POS.

Are you unaware of the money people make on YT these days? 

Just like the blogger did for their channel here at Jalopnik.

Guess we found the Old Fart.  Did you just stay in Mommy & Daddy’s basement and play with yourself as a child?

Let’s give this asshole more views so he can do more of this dumb shit.  

He is just pathetically desperate for clicks since the journalists left Jalopnik for greener pastures and left a steaming heap of bloggers with 1 or 2 respectable writers.

Well if this isn’t one of the stinkiest steaming hot takes I have ever read.

Do you enjoy being obtuse?

Jalopnik is a dumpster fire in the Spamfucker era, so its hard to take much of what they say seriously anyway.

CANCEL Jar Jar!!!!

Open your eyes next time you are in Ginza, plenty of non Taxi Japanese cars.

You do realize Tesla sells’s EV’s in more places than the States, right?

If you are that daft that you think Reddit users are inflating Tesla’s price, then I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’d love to sell you.

If he’s just mostly dead, let me know.  I’ve got a guy that can help.