Cracked a rib snowboarding in Norway in my 30's after not landing a jump. Luckily Norwegians have a great remedy for such an injury.  Lot’s of drinking.

The last writer just left sadly. Just a bunch of Tesla hating/Bronco fapping bloggers left behind.

He’s trying to shit on Tesla like the last 3 bloggers here get hard on’s trying to do.  With the departure of Mr. Collins, this once great automotive site is sinking faster and faster.

Successful EV car designer and Rocket Builder doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

Those little bastard hemorrhoids will create chaos if you don’t keep them under control.

If Nikola is winning over skeptics, those skeptics are idiots.  

I thought his boss already hit peak nuttiness.

All the great and interesting writers that left are what killed this place.

LOL.  Jalopnik used to be when they actually employed journalists.  There are a few left, but a far cry from the good ole’ days.

That’s because Tesla shorts are fucking idiots.

They usually don’t respond to people being an asshole, so that is probably the main issue.

Why not by a Nikkola?  Nevermind, that fraud of a company will never produce a working vehicle.

They just ignore the blog sites that get a raging hard on at any chance to shit on their company (AKA: Jalopnik).

And that’s why you always leave a note!

Jalopnik: If we aren’t shitting on Tesla, we’re fapping to the Bronco.

Jalopnik has devolved into lets shit on Tesla and group fapping to the Bronco.

Those emails to Telsa remind me of Paul Rosa, but devoid of what made his letters so damn good.

Then Barney realized who was doing it and had exploding diarrhea.

So is the room she is walking through tacky or desperately ugly?

Judge Judy would only do it for a $1o mil paycheck. She would be able to at least reasonably control these geriatrics.