Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

It was all fun and games til I called you a northerner. That was the step too far. I get it. I truly and deeply apologize for the attack on your person.

You would start to run into cup-tie conflicts. At the very least, the September and January deadlines provide teams with a clear demarcation line - teams submit their rosters for group and knockout play at the end of each transfer period. Would a transferred player who arrives in October have to sit out all of group…

Closing the window early will have a huge effect on the draft.

It took me 29 years to grow a full beard, don’t you dare shame him for trying, you vondruke

[Channeling Marchman, who is obviously taking his penny farthing to the snus boutique]

Let’s keep in mind that Phil Simms expresses skepticism-to-outright-confusion on nearly every play and penalty in the games he broadcasts, so it’s no surprise he’d do the same to Ray Lewis’ story. However, I heard similar stories from my friends in Baltimore who are more in-tune with the team behind-the-scenes when…

The only thing Brock Osweiler stands for is aggressive mediocrity.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

Dave Martinez, a journeyman outfielder in the late 80s-90s (and apparently now a bench coach). Why did I love him? Because I thought he looked really tough in a baseball card I had from his time with the Cubs. Oh, the eye-black and awesome hair!

HA HA!

This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh?

It was, but the edit just pushed the joke too far. Win some, lose some.

Goose Gossage doesn’t need any fancy ass chemicals; he would have punched that tumor right in its goddamn face.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Well, it would have been awkward if he had him turn his head and cough.

Her fuel couldn’t melt steel fists.

I don’t at all support the neo nazi sympathizers but violence will only be met with violence. Randomly punching people isn’t a good idea.

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

Damn that’s like a Casio G-Shock automobile, I love it