Put this kid’s house in west Compton AND THEN you have a hit tv show!

It’s pretty easy to defend the first point by conceding that Nadal is the god of clay and is simply immortal on that surface, and that Federer has a winning record against him on every other surface, and the head-to-head is skewed because Federer was good enough on his least favorite surface to make it to all those…

Infinite sleeping with an Ana is the best part of that mode.

I hope a little perspective from a current Wolfe County resident would be appreciated.

I mean, this whole thing might sound pathetic to a lot of people, or it might be fodder for think pieces to other people.

Woo you drove across Death Valley. Once.

Getting hit by a car > BaltimoreRaptor takes

This will be awesome, all the police will have to do is hold the phone in front of your face and they’ll have full access to your whole life! Progress is great.

Plus you gotta jerk off with your weak hand

Don’t be silly, apple would never forget to price gouge...

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

Listen buddy, this is AMERICA.

Spider man 2 is stupid, overwrought and ridiculous. The world is wrong

Greg Schiano: (reads Deadspin comments at 1:32 AM)

Was she using the whipped cream cannister for a blog post she was working on? I mean, if so, wow, you know? What are the odds of a Frenchman working on a weekend?

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

Randy Archer—66, single, disabled Vietnam vet—usually stood about six inches from the sink whenever he did the dishes, otherwise a big patch of soapy kickback would form around the navel region of his shirt and make him feel self-conscious if he went out in public immediately afterward—so self-conscious, in fact,…

The brewery they go to in the movie to try getting free beer (using the old baby mouse in the beer bottle trick) is Elsinore Beer. So that would be my guess. The movie has a lot of Hamlet parallels. It’s brilliant. :)