You may be a Hollow Log, but that was solid shit

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

We Are All Witness

Wow, the rare double-delusion! I stand in awe.

What if your accountant utterly saves your bacon one year, and six months later, you find out that while a juvenile he committed a crime such as this? Are you going to tank your business, or are you going to take the win?

Let him play. It’s not like he took a knee during the national anthem.

I know I’m in a very small minority, but I’m really tired of the calls for what accounts to a form of mob justice in cases like this. If people like this aren’t being held accountable through the justice system, then that’s a huge problem that should be addressed in the justice system. I don’t believe that any…

Don’t put any other fans in the same boat with any Cleveland anything fans. That Cavs/Dubs championship series shitshow was the most rigged - literally and narratively - final in the history of professional sports, and the idea that Cleveland sports fans should somehow feel “better” now that a Cleveland team finally…

People can be reasonable if given enough warning.

They aren’t planning an executive retreat at same time a product drops you turnip. I’ll tell you a business law that’s been in place for 100's of years: fast, cheap, and quality, pick two.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Dude, a team’s “Ring of Honor” is not the Hall of Fame. It’s a fairly arbitrary distinction, generally based not on a player’s stature within the league, but importance to the franchise. The one of the most recent players inducted into the Jets Ring of Honor was Wayne Chrebet, who never made an All-Pro or even a Pro…

You get that literally everyone in this thread thinks you’re an asshole, right? Like, maybe you’re the problem?

you seem fun.

You do understand that slow motion only happens in movies, right? In FICTION, which if you look it up in the dictionary means anything that isn’t non-fiction. Jesus. Have you ever seen slow motion in real life? Even once? Don’t be an idiot.

In real life there’s no such thing as slow motion you donkey brain, it’s only in movies. I bet you’re like my brother Carl though and think all of the Matrix is real. We call him donkey brain too.

Time is a fixed constant. You can’t slow down or speed up time. That’s why time travel is impossible except in cheesy sci-fi movies with actors like Billy Zane in them. So count when you watch the video. Ten real seconds. Do it again. TEN! I get that the Warriors are good, but to let them blatantly cheat like this is…

Alexa has had the ability to set multiple timers for over a year at least. What’s new is the ability to name them.

^^ This makes much more sense if you read it in a New York accent.

Not campaigning in Wisconsin or Michigan?