PenguinToes
PenguinToes
PenguinToes

I’m so sorry for your loss.

We all read it, we are just a bit shocked that something so fucking tone-def got published here.

Not me, man. I hate it when they’re not circumcised. Takes me completely out of it because seeing close-ups of them slamming their lipstick tube in to a woman’s nethers makes it look too much like a doggie dick. I didn’t sign up for no beastiality shit. And the cumshots? Half of it gets trapped in their vacuum hose so

dank

Hmm, that vehicle in the main photo looks familiar:

It’s not surprising to find that none of the dishes include chocolate. It makes him throw up.

Dude, it’s a JOKE.

I like to think I have a right to consciousness and keeping my blood on the correct side of my skin.

“because our courts say corporations are people, campaign contribution limits are unconstitutional, and money is speech.” 

I take it you’ve never been beaten and dragged before. Especially at an older age. You know the whole euphemism of “begging for your death”? Yeah, apply that here. As a Black, male nurse I can completely empathize with what happened to him. He was dragged, head just banged around and was obviously “touched-up”

I don’t mind reiterating this again since you’re asking in good faith unlike most of the caustic mooks mindlessly defending the poor downtrodden corporation from angry mobsters like me, but:

Section 21 does not include overbooking as a reason why they can remove someone from a plane after boarding them. There are also zero instances listed where “we need to get a United pilot somewhere” is a valid reason to rescind the seat, either by removing them from the flight or deny them boarding. I’d recommend you

If I bought a ticket, with legal tender, and I am in my seat, minding my own business, and the airline—randomly, capriciously—decides to kick me out to solve a staffing problem the airline has in St. Louis—which, by the way, is not MY problem—and the cops manhandle me, while I’m doing nothing wrong,sitting in my seat,

So telling people they have to do something means they automatically have to do it? What planet are you from? Good luck finding a lawyer who would agree with you. The police removed him b/c the flight attendants told him to, so yeah, United is at fault. And the “evidence” is in the video - you’re entitled to an

He didn’t do anything that preventd proper conduct of duties. The airline threaten to delay the flight if no one gets off. That’s not his problem. The crew members on that plane could function just fine with him on board. The airline only needed him off so those 4 standby employees could get to their destination. Why

The American SNES was the best design.
Looked both sturdy and clean, with none of the stupid rainbow buttons.

.....At least until the plastic of the upper casing yellowed due to UV exposure... :(

he was able to put together a deal that got rid of most of Assad’s chemical weapons and they did not use sarin again until now

How are Russians playing both sides of the fence?

Offering aid is always better than offering bombs. Liberals are all for accepting refugees from all over the place. What about that doesn’t make sense?

This is a bipartisan issue. I don’t know why you think that only hardcore alt right would oppose a government mandated ID.