+1 for the mental image of an unmoving Jim Nantz being thrown.

It wasn’t a non-folding chair, it was Jim Nantz.

Easy mistake to make.

Good to see Mourinho finally showing Juan Mata some love.

I used to live in Richmond where they’d have their training camp and I remember seeing Dan Snyder and Jim Haslett shithammered at Tobacco Company.

Spoke, too soon.

This actually excellent advice for just about anything. My wife gets in a terrible fluster when she has a lot to do and is facing a deadline, and I always encourage her to break the project up into individual, tangible and achievable goals, arrange them in a logical order, and then tackle them one by one. She never…

You’re crazy.

Sniff the crotch on Monday that everyone else will think to sniff on Friday.

I think I’d rather see a sales tax on vehicles that fall below a specific MPG threshold. That would force the people who want those ghastly huge trucks to pay for it without hitting poorer people who rely on mass transit or small cars to get where they’re going.

Shit.

Laura deMuir

Thats a whole lot of realistic facts and strong possibilities, but nothing you wrote there can possibly stand up to the Knicks always finding astonishing ways to screw themselves over every season.

Belichick
Enables
Newbie
Garrapolo’s
Harrassment
Against
Zealous
Incompetents.

They skipped leg day

This is completely wrong. The DNC is responsible for vetting and putting out candidates that can win. They have shown - at every level of government - that they are incapable of doing this. Whether you blame the current definition of neoliberalism or the people involved is immaterial. The fact they do not recognize…

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Antoine Walker

First sentence is right.

Your feet will smell just fine on the moon.

as a lawyer who is usually on the defense side of employment discrimination suits, and who also thinks that sometimes people are just assholes and it’s not about gender/race/whatever: GIRL SUE THEM.