Oh, you grind your own cinnamon then? How hipstery of you.

Like an unpaid internship?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

So I’m curious: how do you gals and guys stay current on the national political news without going into a rage spiral every time you’re reminded that we handed the country to a pathological liar with narcissistic tendencies and the social graces of a fifth-grade bully? How do you avoid listening to the infuriating…

Avoid cable news.

Oh, I don’t think I’m smart. I just don’t enjoy groupthink.

Welcome to the internet, you’re going to love it here.

They don’t get extra credit for me being a skilled and focused lover.

I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of you clowning the numbnuts in the comment section.

Her Hollywood career is is on life support. She’s not a good actress and isn’t a nice person. A lot of her marketability was tied up in being an unstoppable wrecking machine, but that aura has been shattered.

I have no crystal ball, nor do I think she is lazy. What I saw and you saw was a fighter who was as unprepared to fight as any boxer or MMAer I’ve ever seen. It was sad to watch really. Maybe she is lazy and scammed a quick payday. Her reaction before and after the fight make that unlikely.

I remember the first time I flunked out of college because I hated it and didn’t give a shit. I spent a year off and convinced myself I really did want to go to school and succeed. They gave me another chance. First semester back I flunked out because I hated it and didn’t give a shit. This time I accepted it.

Greg Howard is a fine fine writer with some awful MMA takes. His Jon Jones piece rivals Drew’s election day take for comically bad timing.

Kimbo has been dying to fight Rousey for awhile now

It’d be a grave mistake on Ronda’s part

If I earned three million dollars for a 48-second performance with a woman, I’d have a half a million bucks.

Kimbo can’t really box these days, either.

She’s always rubbed me the wrong way, but I was also kinda rooting for her and I’m sad to see her get so thoroughly taken apart again... I mean, it’s one thing to put up a good fight and just barely lose. But having your big comeback turn into the same kind of shellacking as before? I don’t know how you come back…

I am right there with you. I think I fell in love with Cody during that fight. He straight up embarrassed Cruz and had so much fun doing it. And then afterward when he strapped the belt on that kid and didn’t give it another thought...he is the man.

As a sidenote, that Cruz/Garbrand match was lit as hell. I was convinved that Cody had a chance against Cruz, but never expected him to be able to dominate Cruz like he did.