Was it the second “very” that could get them fired? Because that stuff happens all the time, against the rules or not.

Man I wish I knew you were doing this.

Just a heads up regarding the Kanan Jarrus Walmart story. I work at Walmart, and we aren’t allowed to just pull stock from the back. Because of a terrible automated system they have in place. Everything in the back has to be picked by the system, and scanned out first.

I Have Some Serious Concerns About the Captain America: Civil War Movie

Isn’t it really your move? The streets of America are paved with gold! Come on over and start a new life.

“filming an episode of Running Wild With Bear Grylls”

It’s kind of like when an automotive mechanic shop advertises “Free Oil Change”, that doesn’t mean you bring in your goddamned deep-fryer and demand they change the cooking oil for you.

I doubt John Terry was okay with this.

Totally serious. Fifth grade Reed builds a prototype teleporter out of N64s and scrap metal.

They gave the Jewish Ben Grimm a bacon cheeseburger?

You have two nostrils, boy.

Stupid should be painful. Unfortunately, it’s no longer deadly.

No mention of Reed’s prototype being powered by N64’s?

Agreed. Most people think “George” is the correct name to use in that circumstance.

You called them a “good and righteous club.”

It’s good for a quick stupid read if you don’t think too hard, but there is better. I have my hardcover if it because I like looking at Steve McNiven’s art.

I guess if we’re not all eSports heroes then it’s not worth celebrating?! That’s a bad attitude.

Dude...please tell me you saute some onions in that lasagna. My ex-girlfriend treated me to that glorious slice of heaven, as well as other glorious slices of her heaven. Then I overreached and tried to get her into a threesome with her best friend. I miss the beefaroni the most.

Goddammit, now I have to fortify my uranium refining centrifuge plant. Mondays are the fucking worst.

Elliot’s already been shown to be an unreliable narrator, any scene with him cannot be trusted to occur exactly as it is presented to us: For example every character says Evil-Corp rather than E-Corp.