Man I wish I knew you were doing this.

Just a heads up regarding the Kanan Jarrus Walmart story. I work at Walmart, and we aren’t allowed to just pull stock from the back. Because of a terrible automated system they have in place. Everything in the back has to be picked by the system, and scanned out first.

I doubt John Terry was okay with this.

Stupid should be painful. Unfortunately, it’s no longer deadly.

Agreed. Most people think “George” is the correct name to use in that circumstance.

You called them a “good and righteous club.”

It’s good for a quick stupid read if you don’t think too hard, but there is better. I have my hardcover if it because I like looking at Steve McNiven’s art.

I guess if we’re not all eSports heroes then it’s not worth celebrating?! That’s a bad attitude.

Dude...please tell me you saute some onions in that lasagna. My ex-girlfriend treated me to that glorious slice of heaven, as well as other glorious slices of her heaven. Then I overreached and tried to get her into a threesome with her best friend. I miss the beefaroni the most.

If you can have an orgasm from just 1 clip I envy your non-desensitized brain. I could be watching like 5 people in clown wigs gangbanging in a baby pool of grape jelly and then 45 seconds later I’m bored with that and will put on a bunch of people dressed like terrorists in a desert or something and then 20 seconds…

Red and crunchy.

Nothing makes me more furious than people who say this line to other people. NOTHING.

Accurate.

Ha! Nope, northern California, born, raised, will die here, but I like to think I eat like a southerner. Barbecue is a food group, right?

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

I mean, there are bigger fish to fry. That’s why this is so bizarre to me. Can you pull up the percentage of black athletes’ lawyers, agents, owners, etc., who are white? That is waaaay more troubling to me than black writers vs. athletes.

Pictured: Foodstuff substitute to simulate the amount of “celebrity” semen ingested by Michael Wilbon.

BREAKING: ESPN ratings up 400% in Germany.

What the FUCK does the South have to do with it?

Ummmm...did you step outside before you wrote this article? It was hot and humid!