PenguinToes
PenguinToes
PenguinToes

You left out foosball and bubble hockey. You lose, buddy.

Jodie Foster ranks pinball WAY lower on her own list.

WE MUST PROTECT THIS REASONABLY-PRICED AND CONVENIENT TO PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND GOOD SCHOOLS HOUSE!!!!!!!

That guy is using his phone!!!1!

My favorite game didn't make the list: "Tries To Make Eye Contact With Girls All Night, Goes Home Sad And Alone"

I can understand their frustration. Last time I wore a rubber suit, lab testing said it was 99% effective. Now I've got a little shit running around the house calling me Dad.

I don't get it. It turns from a building into a robot, right? Well, what's fun about that?

But she really did meet Greg Oden

Teammates were clued into his alternative lifestyle when he arrived on campus rocking that 'Husker 'do.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

You should read xhrit's earlier posts. He continuously acts superior and even boasts about the attention he's lavished with. He insults toys and, in some way, also takes jabs at Burt, for no reason at all. I don't blame Burt for his reaction, I'm in no way invested in this argument and I was mad at xhrit's attitude.

The picture doesn't do it justice, but have you ever tried building a lego house for one of these guys? I used big wooden/cardboard blocks. Legos took too damn long and too many.

The only pieces of crap here are Jeff Orr and TTU.

Here's where the game of Internet Telephone begins

For once, the Sea isn't the only thing black in Sochi

Neither can I... and I work there.

If you do a piñata in the backyard, stick with a wiffle ball bat. Guaranteed that at least one child will whale on another with it.

Or I just thought it looked neat and wanted to share it. You might be reading too much into this, but you seem to have a lot of free time, so knock yourself out.