It turned out his quest for a Cougar wasn’t the first shot in rebuilding the Mercury brand.

more alarming were the Ford Probe emails.

Internal investigations found that his emails titled “New Escort” were not actually anything to do with bringing back an old nameplate.

Too late:

Or just go the cheap route

I guess if you’re a no-friend having, miserable bastard who made himself sick doing something as insignificant as selling cars, and after a lifetime, it was all you had...

In a confrontation like this, being the first to get out of your vehicle to initiate something can be a legally poor maneuver.

racoons have thumbs

Failure to use an indicator light. I mean, I’m just assuming.

You misspelled “Florida”.

The guy in the Mercury Mariner behind them went to trade it in immediately after

Mostly thumbs.

Actually, the people with money who spend it like this are pretty typical people. This is “average guy lottery winner blows it all on stupid shit” behavior.

Wow, this dude loves masturbating to his own hype.

this guy needs to pay more in taxes.

In any case, I’m sure there are things that you could do with about seven million bucks other than spend them on a car that doesn’t pass the 25 Year Rule

What are you talking about? There’s no air between those panels.

The sight of the two side boosters landing in sync was the most amazing part of an end-to-end amazing launch.

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps