Pellexi
Pellexi
Pellexi

I’m an old, so, when I read his claim that no campaign had ever spied on another, I just bellowed, ‘Richard Millhouse Nixon, you rancid piece of shit!’ and threw my damn phone

In the same way that I can’t stand Trump’s voice and mannerisms so much that I wait for transcripts, I’ve gotten to the point where I can’t handle reading his tweets and just wait for someone to tell me about the latest stupid shit he spouted. I’ve never hated someone so much in my life.

Oh shit I can’t WAIIIIT I need more of this shit. Watched the Vikings Unearthed documentary this weekend while drunk and it was great fun! However Chris Pine. Does nothing for me. He looks exactly like a puppet from TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE.

Netflix never manages to recommend me shows I actually want to watch, either. I’ve watched every season of “Call the Midwife” at least 3 times, but do they tell me when there’s new episodes? Nope, never. But they’ll certainly email me to let me know “Always Sunny” has a new season! Even though I hate that show!

“We are testing whether surfacing recommendations between episodes helps members discover stories they will enjoy faster.”

RESUME VIEWING.
RESUME VIEWING.
RESUME VIEWING.

Amazon already does this, and it’s super annoying. If I didn’t check out the show when you had it plastered all over the top of your app, I’m not going to when you interrupt the shows I’m actually trying to watch.

The people most offended consider the Aunt Lydia joke to be the one about her looks, not the smoky eye joke. And no, they don’t accept the explanation that the Aunt Lydia joke was about Aunt Lydia’s position in society rather than any similarity in appearance. They firmly argue that it’s both, and I doubt they’re

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I think we all need a song to cheer us up - and this is simply magnificent:

Of course it was Kushner’s fault.

Shit.

DeVos is a perfect summation of Trump’s cabinet of deplorables, grifters, and lackwits. She personifies what i term as ‘malevolence tempered by incompetence’

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Also, I’m sorry but I couldn’t help but think of this South Park character whenever DeVos said “per se”:

The Supreme Court decision has everyone talking and it goes without saying IANAL, but shouldn’t the whole “I can’t bake your wedding cake because of religion” be an easy case to litigate?

While I generally agree with you about dudes coming in and posting braggadocious sex things, I sort of feel Masshole James has been around long enough that I don’t even side-eye his lecherously gay ways anymore. Maybe I’m just desensitized.

Get a load of this: Cohen’s financial records from the Treasury database were leaked by an official who became concerned that other, much more alarming reports appeared to have been wiped from the records.

I think it’s pretty obvious what happened:

“Yes, sure, those letters probably are inside the garbage can now.” 

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”