I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

I love how the instructions have no words and still get the point across with strategic smiley and frowning faces. I’m a cam lock master.

I love ikea. It’s fun to walk around in, the furniture is fine, the food is decent, and building that shit is like solving puzzles. My mom invited me over last week just to put together two wardrobes for her. It was great.

I used to think length mattered.

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Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

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The amendment is attached to a bill that will give money to Donald Trump’s border wall and immigration enforcement. That likely means it will be difficult to push through, or that GOPers are cynically attaching the life of a world-famous baby to their repressive immigration law for some extra support.

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

I was a child when The Muppet Show originally aired on TV and I fucking ADORED it. My Mom & Dad would stop what they were doing and watch it with me because they loved the grownup stuff they threw in.

To be fair, the reason I didn’t watch the new Muppet show was because the commercials made it look like they were all acting out of character...

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

The fact that no Republicans care about this, and refuse to denounce it, let alone sign on for criminal prosecution or impeachment proceedings, makes me very uneasy. The way Cheetolini’s lawyers and little Benedict Donald’s lawyers continue to sign off on these stories that continually go from bad to worse, whilst…

Huh. So, let’s see here...

Locomotives Made of Gorillas is my new band name.

Or do the more responsible thing and stop “interviewing” them. Interview is in quotes because it isn’t an interview when the person being interviewed refuses to answer. Cooper should have cut his feed once he realized Gorka wasn’t going to say anything remotely true.

Kellyanne - When you say, “Collusion? No. We don’t have that yet,” it implies that we will eventually. You might want to refrain from using “yet” in future bullshit sessions.

but thats because it never needs batteries - the mechanical act of pressing the button actually generates the power that the button needs to operate.

but thats because it never needs batteries - the mechanical act of pressing the button actually generates the power…