Bottom line is, if I didn’t agree with what Barack was saying, I would not support his run. So...I stand there proudly, and I hope they are too. Standing with their spouses proudly. No Sympathy!

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.

and the abolition of prisons too, and the rebuilding of our legal systems to be fairer to black and brown people, women of all colors, and people.

Voice overs don’t count. Hilarious and underrated movie, written by somebody else, Spade can claim no credit. Nope.

In rebuttal:

“Suicide Squad”, like they are on the same level. The only talent in David Spade’s comment is Dana Carvey and Chris Rock.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

It absolutely is. The NBA, NCAA, ACC and many other businesses and individuals have decided that they won’t do business and/or invest money in the state of NC because of their regressive and bigoted laws.

seven of those stabbed have already been treated and released from area hospitals. One remains hospitalized, though none of the injuries were deemed life-threatening.

you do not forfeit your right to free speech. though in many cases the employer may choose not to punish your speech. the NFl does not want to in this case.

lol.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

This would all go away if everyone would just accept Jesus as their savior.

Well shit. If the only options are chastity or 12 kids I would choose chastity too. And my feminist dream was lots of premarital sex!

1) Doesn’t the very fact that the interviewer had to repeatedly stress to Trump not to get into the specifics of his intelligence briefing make the entire point about Trump not being fit to be the President?

Sam Bee will eat Trump as a snack before breakfast.

The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.

But I don’t want any of that, I’d rather ... just... SING!

advice from 5 year solid relationship; Never let your ego be a part of the relationship, hug and kiss more than once a day, smile and say "hi" every-time you see each other or pass each other in the house, have fun together, laugh, play games, tease, act like kids together, laugh A LOT with each other and always…