Don't forget about him shitting fire. He also shits fire.

I was originally going argue that Titanic is a quality film but I didn't think it's fair to lump it in with GTA and Avatar. Wait... what?. They're not my favorite of all-time but I wouldn't consider any of them drivel either. Original? No. Sappy? Sure. Well executed and enjoyable? You bet. You're allowed to not like…

I really enjoyed this until I saw that blue turtle shell. At that moment, for the first time in my life, I started rooting for the Technodrome.

I must've read the article wrong because I was expecting something totally different. I was expecting to see 974 separate little screens. I'm glad I was wrong because that is awesome.

Thanks so much!

I suppose it's the way it's presented. It feels very vague and disconnected. Your explanation made more sense to me than the game did. Thanks for that. I finally sort of understand what was going on.

Agreed! It's funny when we look back on the video game storylines that resonate the most with gamers seem to be the ones that are the most minimalist. Games like Super Metroid, Shadow of the Colossus, and Braid are almost always referenced. These are the same games that leave huge gaps (not due to incompetence) that…

Retronauts recently did one of their pocket episodes based on Captain N. It inspired me to watch an episode which in turn inspired me to never watch another episode.

Remember the Darkstalkers and/or Donkey Kong Country cartoons? The Darkstalkers one was horrible. The DKC one I only saw one episode of so I can't tell you either way.

That's a good call. It's a character and franchise that I'm really fond of so I'd like to own a physical copy. I like having series sit next to each other on my shelves. As long as I get to see it, though, I'll be a happy man.

I loved the game but, yeah, that story was... um... eccentric. As out there as the narrative was it didn't detract from my enjoyment of the game, it just had me constantly scratching my head while muttering, "Huh, what?"

Bayonetta's the only full game (as in not an arcade release) that I've gotten every achievement for. That entailed beating the game several times. Even having played through it a few billion times I have no idea what's going on with that story.

Ok. That makes sense. At the risk of hanging myself out to dry, I'm new to the whole commenting and community here and I want to be very careful not to seem... well... new and/or rude. Been reading the site for years but never had the stones to sign up. I'm a pretty quick learner though. I promise I won't ruin a gif…

I always get that wrong. I constantly confuse the two systems. Well not constantly, they don't usually come up in casual conversation. When they do, I mix them up.

Yeah, I got that. I thought I was missing something with Aaron Paul and what looks to be that 3DO Link game. My bad, I didn't mean to cause any confusion. Keep up the good work though, you've constantly got me chuckling.

Um... Bobsplosion? I absolutely love your gifs, they constantly make me laugh. I'm a little lost on this one though.

I can't believe how close he was to winning both showcases. I'll bet they both had dinette sets.

I haven't played V yet so I'm the wrong person to talk to about that game but I'm with you on IV's driving physics. I liked that I had to think about where and when I needed to brake. Power sliding into an alley to duck the fuzz was incredibly exhilarating as it took skill to accomplish.

Lol. I tell him that all the time. Seriously though, they're good kids and I'm thrilled that they're geeks like me (their choice, I haven't forced any of my nerd related loves on them). The older one's going to totally freak when he finds out that the trainer is customizable. Then he's probably going to scream at me…

It'll be nice not to appear as a random trainer in everyone else's Union Rooms. If I have to hear my nephews tell me that I also look like a dork in the game one more time...