(X) You have consistently failed to pay the Club's fart tax and remain delinquent.

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Live look at his election victory speech

Eddie Murphy doing Bill Cosby:

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

To the people harassing the pizza guy:

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

Tonight's DUAN inspired by this guy, who's amazing:

And people argue that immigrants from Central America should immediately be deported instead of being allowed to seek amnesty. The violence is real in these countries, and we are to blame for much of it.

Fun fact: those 43 students went missing in Mexico which is part of North America.

hate to play the race card but stewart has always been a dick and has always caused wrecks but yet no one says anything he killed a 20yr old kid last night and yet ESPN and nascar analyst are down playing this like it was a accident and that stewart didnt mean yet stewart struck that kid with bad intentions

When will they be in "Dancing with the Stars"?

"I liked soccer before it was cool!"

Drum, you fucking anthropormorphic horse, drum.

I want to give some props to Deadspin for not just one article but, two about Todd Helton's departure from Coors Field last night. I'm sure this moment was every bit as special to Yankees fans as seeing Todd play his last game in Denver was for us Rockies fans last night. Of all the major media outlets your site was…