When will they be in "Dancing with the Stars"?

"I liked soccer before it was cool!"

Drum, you fucking anthropormorphic horse, drum.

I want to give some props to Deadspin for not just one article but, two about Todd Helton's departure from Coors Field last night. I'm sure this moment was every bit as special to Yankees fans as seeing Todd play his last game in Denver was for us Rockies fans last night. Of all the major media outlets your site was…

My Yankees hatred is truly deep-seeded and probably chromosomal, but I cannot deny how sad of a day this is for baseball. We could only be so lucky to ever witness somebody as gifted and dominant as him take the mound again.