Two outstanding grabs: crotch and team mates; team mates is tops (obviously) since he synchronizes to hug both guys at the same time, and on different positions.

May God have mercy on your soul, son.

And shave that H.P. Lovecraft horrifying-tree-branches beard while you’re at it.

At least get some decent work for your front teeth, dude.

Once I reached PLAY BALL, I quit reading.

I don’t need any violence..... This was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen from Bills fans.

Good teen. Amazing how we do not want to see the good out of people, even in violent manifestations.

Who remembers Avion Black?

If you’re 46 and are looking for a car that grows old with you, which one would you get? I’m trying to acquire a Mini Cooper but wifey says that’s a bachelor’s ride and not a good fit for the 4 (kids incluided) of us.

Man, we’re talking about practice! Practice, man!

So, America, what’s your point exactly on Monster trucks and Demolition derbies?

Boy, those delegates from Puerto Rico are lazy and should be ashamed.

I mean.... I was expecting a little more flare from the graphics and captions presented onscreen, but clearly this was made with PowerPoint since Prezi was challenging to you.

Tell that to Mexico’s MNT and they’d hang you because they still think they are “underrated” elite.

Is Neymar trying to learn how to sweep a floor or swing a bat? I say the former.

The true feelings from a cat owner, the one pet you should never get that will leave you despising having mascots ever again.

+1 Better than a tweet

Wait, where’s Axe?

Just quiet and cold, with barely any strenght to even type.

In the belly of the beast? HAir belly?