Woh, woh, woh..... hey yo.... woh. Hey, time out. TIME OUT. TIME OUT!

What’s your average time in the bathroom while at the office for #2? Effective time, that is.

“Dejate de Joder, Dejate de Joder..!!” Yeah, I mean, don’t BS me, Messi!

Dale Carter

Ese gato es un hijueputa!

The model at the left started jinxing him from the beginning.

Car sales people believe they're one step behind Wall Street brokers.

Best Megadeth lineup ever: Mustaine, Ellefson, Nick Menza, Marty Friedman. Sorry Polland, Samuelson, et al.

One of the cruelest realities in our country, aside from the fact that it's the most violent on the planet, is the one called Impunity, which cooperates with the violence factor. We here can expect that once a person dissapears for more than 72 hours with no apparent ransom or related, then you can safely say that the…

By the numbers: a period of 45 days taken into sample. Of those:

And then Shakira asks LeBron: "so, you like your chances of winning the finals next season with the Heat?"

The TV sets are SAFE!

By 0:12 I was turned off and pissed. Almost closed the tab altogether. Waste of time.

Here's a preview of things to come from Honduras: they will advance to the next round in surprising France (1-0), then bullying Ecuador (2-1; and on top of that, they know Ecuador's HC pretty well), and then settle with a tie with Switzerland. They have a better chance than Mexico, who constantly "hallucinate" with…

I concur

How rockin' would this be..!!

And so the dog-attack victim stayed home because the cat didn't want anyone to steal its thunder.

I just used it as a mashup with the song "Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden. Love it when I play the "Rip it" bite just before the guitar solo.

Didn't know you were a Culé. Unfortunately though we lost La Liga in the lamest fashion. Teams do not deserve titles.... they have to earn them, but Atleti deserved and earned it rightfully so this past Saturday. I'm rooting hard for them this weekend because THEY DESERVE AND WILL EARN the Champions' League title.

Wonder how in the future she'll trick his wife into a diamond ring.