In 2006, Shuping claims she found a sympathetic psychologist who agreed to pour drain cleaner into her eyes (the two first met for a few weeks to make sure Shuping was ready). A FEW WEEKS.

This woman has a mental illness. That’s not something to mock, regardless of race, which is irrelevant here.

I am completely skeptical about that part. (I don’t believe her lying eyes.)

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.

Since the Pacific Ocean formed? I dunno. This is a tough question to answer.

If my fries, chicken or burger has the amount of grease on top as some of the pizza I have blotted, I will blot those suckers too. Bacon in my house anyways is placed on paper towel before serving to sop up some of that bacon so that’s that. I’m not a small woman by any means and don’t give a hoot about saving…

Or, I mean, I could eat a piece of pizza because I want bread covered in cheese and sauce, and blot up the extra grease because I don’t like it so greasy, and you can stfu and let me live my life. I paid for the pizza; I’ll eat it however I want. Next you’ll be telling me it’s rude to salt shit.

So, you don’t want to feel judged, but you hate people who do that?

There are some who would disagree with you on this!

Okay, it’s usually 2 or 3 slices. Which is too many. And I don’t want to say hold the tomato because sometimes I want a little bit. And it’s easier to pick it out than to say “Can I get just ONE piece of tomato, thinly sliced?”. I’m trying to be easy here.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

I really do not get how this is impolite? At the cheese slice places I used to frequent in college, the lines were half a block long. Nobody was looking to see what one did with one’s slice. By this line of thinking, adding chili flakes would be impolite; adding extra parmesan would be impolite; adding salt/pepper…

Yes, you could. But sometimes you want pizza. And sometimes there’s just a tiny bit too much grease. Nothing wrong with blotting. Just like nothing wrong with taking out the 8 slices of tomato that come with a burger. One is enough!

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

Oh they get the hint all right. They just don’t care. Look, I can maybe get a young dude being confused by what he thinks are mixed signals, but a middle-aged guy? No way. They’ve honed their game.

We have to do this often at the library I work at. We get creepy guys all the time (mostly middle-aged men who are my dad’s age) hitting on every female library employee in site and unfortunately we can’t tell them to get the fuck out of our faces in the manner we want to.

Alternatively:

Usually, when a woman says “if you were younger...” it is an attempt to flatter an older man while at the same time saying loud and clear that he is *far* too old for her to consider dating.

I know I am clearly not on topic, but at a really quick, first glance I thought this would be an article about roller derby women & I got excited.