I’m not taking umbrage. My statement was and remains: who cares if people are pissy about age of consent laws? Because I sure don’t and I don’t see why it should even be a point of discussion, unless you ARE hand-wringing about it.

...would be judicially inefficient, and would inevitably lead to the occasional bizarre results that would leave certain people very angry with the system in general.

Seriously. That’s a proud personal achievement.

Are we supposed to be broken up about certain men having “less to choose from” or something? Because I’m not seeing the tragedy.

*even more massive eyeroll*

*massive eyeroll*

You are super good at Not Getting It.

This conversation does not need people hand-wringing over how people will be “angry” at the justice system about age of consent laws. But sure, if it makes you feel better to think you have the upper hand, go ahead.

Because they don’t actually care about those things. They care about making sure women never “get away” with things.

But Gee, men have their kids taken away from them by the family courts.

Sure, kid.

Oh, I’ve accidentally seen corset piercings “down there.” Thanks for nothing, indiscriminate tumblr tagging.

Thanks for weighing in Dr. Science. Your degree from the University of Stuff and Things is good for all sorts pedantry, isn’t it?

Fuck off.

God, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.