Holy shit.

Oh, it’s what he’s doing. The “flying jewish zombie” routine didn’t tip you off?

No. You’re objecting to the very concept of faith. Not religious practice, not behavior, no rationales. This is just an opportunity for you to deride any and all faiths as “intellectual laziness” and absurdity. You don’t actually give a shit about the context and I don’t know why you think you have any plausible…

It doesn’t take believing in Jesus (which I most emphatically do not) to recognize an asshole. Here’s how one can tell the difference between an atheist and an asshole who just happens to identify as atheist: bleating about how religion or faith is “stupid” and “illogical” instead of objecting to the offending actions…

I see your grasp on the definition of trolling is as shaky as your grasp on human decency.

Your assholeishness is matched only by your tediousness. Evangelism isn’t just for believers and you’re the proof.

And sometimes what seemed like such a simple answer when you were in fourth grade is now a lot more complicated.

Third time’s the charm!

You are utterly creepy.

Oh yeah? Do you then usually still serve it when the bowl is so hot that the food boils upon contact with it?

200 degrees isn’t terribly hot? Tell us more, Dr. Science.

Hey, guess what, feeling pleased because someone was physically injured (and, bearing in mind, someone who did not complain or blame ANYONE when she WAS physically injured) is the action of a sociopath.

You should take some time to think that this is what you find worth defending in the world.

Hot doesn’t equal skin-searing, and NO MATTER WHAT SHE REQUESTED, it doesn’t make all the comments celebrating and talking about how she “deserved” to be burned any less fucking creepy. Grow the fuck up, you asshole.

Even “fingerbanging” is more elegant.

Citation needed, shitstain. Perhaps give yourself the order to learn how to read, and what words mean, while you’re at it. There was no abuse, there was one “threat” that she would send the food back if it was cold. And it STILL doesn’t make it laudable to feel proud about inflicting burns on a human being. Your…

“Abusing,” “threatening,” score one for word meaning! So abusive and threatening to take a while ordering! So abusive and threatening to not make eye contact! Or maybe you mean the part where they left a 25% tip? Because surely you’re not hanging your hat on the one statement about how the food better be hot, because…

And there’s a difference between “hot enough to feel bad” and “hot enough to require sticking your hand in a glass of ice to dull the pain.” And NEITHER is something to feel proud of inflicting on a customer, especially not when her big “crime” was being awkward and taking a long time.

You’re a moron.

There’s a difference between “hot enough to be slightly painful to the touch” and “damaging.”