To address the first notion on your list:

I think you have the right idea about staying at home and slowly acclimating yourself into being more socially adept. Adjusting yourself to college will be a big step right now and stressful enough, especially if you plan on having a part time job. My thoughts is being around all those people all the time won't let…

I always had trouble nailing the sultry septuagenarian allure...

Nobody gonna talk about how creepy it is to have fake eyebrows. Do you shave your eyebrows and glue these on? Do you cement them on top of yours and tweeze around? You guise I need answers!

I just squee'd at Mr. Elba. Thank you for adding him so I don't have to :D

Here to the motherfucking here.

I'm annoyed because this poster could be so much better with minimum effort. Everyone here is lively and exciting, letting their character's personality show. All they had to do was not put the women in the background and shade them all blue.

I thought it was just me! Oprah definitely took a page of RuPaul's book

Le sigh. I was just giggling like an 8th grader at the mental image of a "pervy" scientist finger banging(*shudders*I hate that term) lab rats.

Yeah, that's what I thought when I saw the picture. Because I'm sure that Madonna can afford hormone treatment if its from menopause. Its probably her having an eating disorder.

No problem :)

May the savings rise up to meet you

Yeah, I get that. I was that way too, but I just decided what the hell while picking up some of the shower smoothie. This is a tangent but I love the skin products. They don't make my skin flare and smell great.

I never tried the lipstick but the balm is pretty good. I like mixing the colors of two balms to get a nice color. The lasting power of the balms are ok. It lasted for a couple of hours for me yesterday until I ate. Then I had to reapply. But like I mentioned before the pigmentation is so high that it'll end up…

Lush has about a dozen lipsticks but more tinted balm. They're expensive but vegan and not tested on animals. Plus they have high pigmentation so a little goes a long way.

No no no no no no no!!! The last time I read an article on Jezebel about makeup I used the ridiculous amount of lead in popular brands as an excuse to "visit" lush.com and drop a crazy amount of money on beauty products.

You made it to the end? I got to 90 seconds and had to stop.

And now I'm hot and bothered...

I was so excited to hear new music from her was coming out. I was a fan of her music when it first came out. My entire reaction to this new single can be summed up thusly:

I watched this on the news and had mixed emotions.