From the very bottom of my heart...fuck this shit.

Any chance that somebody out in Jezebelland knows of a great pair of military/masculine boots that can be worn with a bunch of different outfits? I like the idea of mixing femme and masculine pieces

And here I thought nether bits were made for friction

You can get a dry vulva from habitually shaving? Learn something new everyday...

Danke

Mmmhmmm

Yep

First I laughed and then I realized that's exactly how my family acts whenever some electronic isn't up to par, even if its working exactly how its suppose to. Then I realized I'm considered the IT person in my family. I now have sads.

I was originally looking for a gross/wtf gif to express my level of skeeved out. But this was just too funny to pass up

I did, its just the way she worded it made it seem as if she was gonna post it here.

Whenever I come across mostly blank pages I'm disappointed because I wanna see the clever. But I'm scared to point it out in case its a cool, meta joke that I'm too simple to get.

Not gonna lie. The thought of vulva jerky made me swallow some bile

Its already hot and sweaty, now I gotta wax all my body hair from the waist down just to wear jean panties that chafe. I think not. This is another trend that I will happily watch die in my yoga pants.

These are the quandaries that keep me up at night. I'd have to compromise. If the ticket didn't sell or if I get busted for ticket scalping, I'd go with wiping and flushing...

Is Ms. Vergara a terrible human being? Meh.

Who the hell is bothering to show up at RiRi's concerts? After hearing about all her other late entrances I would just wipe my bum with the ticket...or sell it on craigslist...

Heheheh. You guys the article says year 11, this article was written by an Australian teenage girl. Now I can't get the image of a perturbed preteen clutching her pearls disapprovingly at various social media sites.

I can't tell if its the glitter, Photoshop, or the lack of her trademark Sasha Fierce tresses. But this looks like some kinda Borg QueenMother alien impersonating Beyonce.

I didn't mean to imply that all men automatically have an issue playing as a woman. Because ya know...penis. I'm saying that there's a tendency to disregard women in the gaming culture. Yes, there's some great games with great roles for women, but not nearly the same amount as for males.