English should be capitalized.

Wouldn’t your eye level be about 4 or 5 inches below your height?

I just checked, and my eye level is 58.5” from the ground, and I’m only 5'5". Centering things at 57" inches from the floor seems a bit low.

Per the article, “center of the artwork should be 57 inches from the ground”

I missed the part where Stephen said that.  Oh that’s because he didn’t

“I’M SO AMERICAN I DON’T EVEN WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN ANYMORE!!”

What’s missing: the irony of an all-black flag for an all-white America.

We don’t say Halloween anymore.

If food stays on the floor for more than five seconds, it means your dog’s getting old.

Now who sounds old - you can’t deposit a check on your phone? OOOOLLLDDD! :-D

donuts or animal hands?

I think I benefit from having never been cool, even when I was young, but I’m not particularly fussed about being old or about people thinking of me as old.  On the contrary, whenever I see members of my generation still trying to look hip, it’s hard not to chuckle a little bit.

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

I offered to write a co-worker a check for something and he looked at me like I’d offered to pay him in shiny rocks and bear claws.

This. Not sure why this was snuck in there.

Or anywhere near a professional office environment.

I’d rather people think I’m old than embrace social media platforms that convince people to eat dishwasher detergent packs. And using one space after a period is just wrong, like pineapple on a pizza or wearing a baseball hat backwards. Just wrong.  Now get off my lawn.

I have to push back on the “elbows on the table”. What exactly is so offensive about this? It’s comfortable, it helps me lean forward and engage in conversation. It feels like a 19th century Emily Post recommendation because everyone’s elbow sleeves were caked in manure from working in the fields all day, and we’ve…

I know I’m far from perfect myself, but the one that drives me crazy is not letting people finish their sentences and it seems rampant as of late. I’ve become so much quieter in social situations because I’d rather not say anything than be cut off mid-sentence because they have something they want to say right then.…

Don’t cram every possible article into pointless, unnecessary slideshows. So thank you for not doing it here.