“Your kid’s Legos”

“Step 1: Don’t ruin their favorite fruits by comparing them to wangs and hoo-has”

What happened to the victims of this cult is tragic. However it is kind of funny how fine the line between fundamentalism and BDSM is.

Bounty hunter ??????????

A lot of incorrect facts in this article. Taliesin West was established in 1937 and it’s in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Oh the years of my life spent sitting in high school classrooms painted fucking millennial pink straight into a corporate cubicle painted millennial fucking pink. It is, by far, the most suicidal ideation inducing of all the colors.

Also not natural: clothes. Take ‘em off!

There’s certainly nothing wrong with disagreeing with a piece of art, and I definitely see their point. But removing art because some people disagree with it is... worrisome to me.

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

Decades ago when I was researching for my thesis I came upon a dataset that indicated that the higher mortality for males suffering from nocturnal cardiac incidents was due to the fall while urinating. Ever since then, it’s been sitting due to paranoia.

This is true. I taught my son what “shooting for distance” was a few years ago. My wife remains steadfastly unamused.

Why would you not use a towel? Do you leave your butthole wet when you get out of the shower/bath? Do you dry it with toilet paper?

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Being the “best country in the world™” means fucking acting like it.

‘Healthy Texas Woman’ sounds like a country song about a chick who likes to eat barbecue.

YOU MUST BE FUCKING KIDDING ME... They want to be paid for defunding an organization that helps women, in a state with a very bad record of doing so, in a country with increasingly scandalous levels of maternal mortality. We really need the pitchforks and fucking torches, bitches.