I’m glad they won because everyone should be paid for overtime, but the argument doesn’t seem to hold up.

There should also be a “not so sure what I think” thumb, like sideways or two open hands.

Wonder how many employees on this list voted for #45*......

My agency, by the way, is on this list (I won’t say much beyond that). And it’s a huge fucking mistake for us to be here. We’ve done a lot of good work over the years, and are one of the agencies who can look at the books year t year and point out that we’ve turned a pretty good profit for ol’ Uncle Sam.

Funny (by that I mean sad) how some of these programs funding amounts to the cost of only a few patriot missiles. Yet the military’s getting more money to buy those $3m a piece devices to shoot down $200 drones. 

Here’s the thing, you don’t need to shred the whole SSD. The large metal case is really just that. Pull off the board and you can destroy just the flash or the PCA.

“Dispose”?

Doesn’t everyone just hoard their old drives in a giant pile, like Smaug? Or is that just me?

I prefer to dispose of my ssds terminator style: In a pit of molten metal at the local refinery, or, if I’m feeling fancy, at the nearest convenient active volcano. 

Except that’s the thing I don’t understand. Unless I missed something, double jeopardy has not attached because the grand jury decided not to indict him. This isn’t like the OJ civil case where he had already been acquitted and they could force straight answers out of him in deposition.

Reminds me of my summers spent mowing our lawn with the bare minimum garbage push mower my dad bought. It was a bagging mower as well, which meant I was emptying it approximately every 5 minutes. My first summer away? Dad buys a really nice John Deere mulching mower that I guarantee he would not have bought had I been…

I keep reading this and thinking as follows:

I grew up in suburban Canada with a massively wide (but thankfully short) driveway that became my duty to shovel when I turned 13. Fast forward 10 years and I move out, just in time for my old man to get free snow shovelling for life through the department of veterans affairs because of a lingering surgery concern.

Those boys are going to have that driveway as a bitching point for the rest of their lives.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Well once I start trying to bite you to death, feel free to shoot me. I rather like all of my limbs in tact. If that makes me a pussy, so be it, but at least I will still have all of my fingers to flip you off.

My club, Misanthropes United, would beg to differ with the conclusions in this article. You can hear all about our perspectives at our next meeting, which will be taking place never.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Also, stop letting your little kid feed the fucking seagulls at the beach, thinking it’s cute while they come in mass, shitting everywhere and have gotten so comfortable and aggressive they’ll take fries right out of your hands.