as for point #3 ... um NO... he’d likely enjoy it waaaaaaay too much. Here’s hoping he’ll spend eternity in his own private, little hell filled with nothing but vaginias...

Yes, a handsome man, but still better with than he was without.

This & THIS... Those who are really good at something usually don’t feel compelled to tell everyone they encounter how good they are at that thing... AND Those who really are smart usually don’t feel compelled to tell everyone they encounter how smart they are.

From your lips, er um, fingertips(?), to the ears, er eyes(?) of all the gods I don’t even believe in...

Do words have meaning?

right, “original sin” & all...but if god wanted to punish Eve for her disobedience ... then why do all the other animals have to “endure” what Eve had to? I know, I know, I’m looking for logic & consistency in religion... which is a bit of a fool’s errand.

You forgot the little jesus fish bumper stickers/icon on business’s signs/etc.

Yup, more than half the people on the planet are dumber than average...

Exactly, holy forkin’ shirt-balls is still a swear.

The women in porn are treated horribly (mostly)... makes me glad I don’t like straight porn then.

Would you say the reverse would also be true? You know a tesla parked at a fuel pump where the owner just wandered off to do...whatever. That would get those good ol’ boys all riled-up & ready to fight/shoot someone/thing...

That’s [almost?] akin to saying that because you never/rarely see anyone in one of those accessible spots, they should be fair game for anyone too...

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Such as not having your toddler sleeping on a [“according to the state of California a potentially carcinogenic”] flame-retardant riddled material?

Trump’s Shutdown Is Making the National Parks Overflow With Shit and Garbage

Well,

Sadly, I don’t think they weren’t acting at all.

WOW, you seem to have far more interesting friends (both in quality & quantity, it seems) than I’ve ever had... I’ve had one all my life & never realized that was “A Thing”...even after having seen Puppetry of the Penis...

“accidental” they said...

Wait, what? People actually get rid of their LEGO Sets??? Blasphemy.