Considering what they try to pass off as a pull up, I am not shocked.

Where is the Benson MMO?????

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

“would herald the marriage of the Murdochs and the McMahons”

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

Sweet merciful Jesus yes please. Gimme dem pulse phaser cannons.

I’m proud to be among the first to say that this looks like a dreadful and woeful mistake.

“Hold my beer” - Cowboys fan

Meanwhile, here in Sacramento people are having fever dreams about drafting Doncic and getting Boogie back in free agency.

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

You cast Rainn Wilson as Lex Luthor and don’t even try to get John Krasinski as Superman? Why even bother?

+1 Cesar Romero Mustache

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

Grimes: You? Went into outer space? You?

“‘Grimes’ or ‘Grimey’ as she liked to be called...”

Graves and Cole nearly dying in the commentary after it happened made it even funnier. As did when Cole started listing all historic moments in Royal Rumble matches and putting O’Neil as greater than them.

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

You live in a land of magic where $5 movie tickets exist.

If you write your lowercase a’s like a small capital A you match the psych profile for a serial killer.