“Run faster!”

I know exactly who I am.

It was clearly satire. You just missed it.

well executed. set ‘em up and knock ‘em down.

I was making an obscure Seinfeld reference. I think Keith is great, and I would love to hear the shit he says between innings all the time.

“I’m Keith Hernandez.”

I don’t know why everyone thinks they would be. It’s clear reading anything written by the devs that they were just doing something while Nintendo didn’t. And since Nintendo finally has, I expect they’re fanboy/girling just as hard as we are.

For fuck’s sake, check your entitlement. Do you have any clue how many resources it takes to generate content for modern console games? We’re talking teams of hundreds, vs the 50 or so who were on BF2.

Because he needs something to complain about and has no idea the history or how the game works.

fart

This has happened in every Mario Kart ever. Why is it ‘bullshit AI’ now and not before?

Of all the things Nintendo might be doing wrong, Mario Kart isn’t one of them. Get some air.

Yeah, nevermind it’s still regarded as probably the best MK around and sold millions. Nintendo, what morons!

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

Its half staged. The Robin player was not faking it (or faking it very well). However the Flash player clearly was “staging” the fight. The difference in style was night and day. Went from barely moving except for a few hops (minus attempts to hit) to suddenly moving, dodging, blocking and hop hitting.

You could tell the flash player was just waiting. Kept crouching for no reason and then low and behold, suddenly​ knows all the advanced combos and supers? Shenanigans, plain and simple. If it wasn’t staged then it was a hustle. Like the episode of Fresh prince where Uncle Phil destroys that guy playing pool.

Meanwhile all the rest of us be like

Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!

Obligatory.