no. no it might not.

jason david frank never says no to anything that involves his face and/or voice being seen and/or heard by more than himself in the mirror.

KILLED STAR WARS? what in the blue hell?

kotaku has yet to have the “aha” moment that 99.999% of games were/are not made intentionally glitchy in order to accommodate speedrunners. and also, kotaku still hates nintendo.

your father’s right!

motion to strike “there’s a lot to unpack” from the english language. that cliche is deader than dead. can i get a second?

*Trey Burton, not Barton.

oh it’s funny as hell, no question

this is hilarious. but i doubt very much that it wasn’t actually written by people. i don’t know what in the TNG scripts would predict riker wanting “fun drugs” and data changing his name to jack membrane.

this is exactly why, after 11 years, i need to get the holy hell out of the news business ASAP. newsrooms are smaller than ever, being asked to fill more time than ever, and it’s no longer about what’s important or what people NEED to know—it’s about what research says they’ll watch. i feel like i need a shower after…

the “up next on USA: silk stalkings” sign won the whole night.

before all the CTE/pressure of sports and being in a sports family/college life hot takes, know this—very often people are compelled to kill themselves for no goddamn reason at all. some days you just wake up and think, out of nowhere, “probably should kill myself today”.

space budget cuts.

space HIPAA?

you and i should be best friends. first michelob is on me.

i watched about 30 seconds of this.

we already got rogue squadron 2 and jedi knight 3.

that, i can say quite confidently, is not “swole”.

the “i was supposed to be on a beach with drinks with tiny little umbrellas in them” is either an homage to a nearly identical line season 2 of the west wing, when the white house counsel finds out about the MS cover up, or an INCREDIBLY close coincidence. either way it made me geek out real hard.

he can run again. he will lose again (and should lose again). he would be the far left version of donald trump—saying whatever he needs to say in order to get people on the bandwagon, then show up in DC and realize wishing doesn’t make it so.