you. you get a star.

he’s also kind of an asshole. i walked up to him at a comicon once while he sat, alone, on an extremely not-busy night. i had just bought a copy of one of the BTAS seasons on DVD and asked him to sign it. he had no signage indicating a charge for signatures, as many artists/celebrities at cons obviously do.

well no, you don’t play puyo puyo tetris in the boss fight. you play dr. robotnik’s mean bean machine.

i don’t think you know what “cynical” means.

quick straw poll of the complainers about “remaking” the original trilogy: how many of you will legitimately not pay to see TLJ because of it?

recovering smash 4 TO here. i love the idea of 3 stocks as a player. as a TO, it’s a fucking nightmare from hell.

it will now. and then we’ll have an immediate follow up post complaining about it being taken down. both of which are beyond predictable.

this last season of SHIELD was stellar. the back half, in particular, was nearly perfect. and agent carter was phenomenal.

this is why melee is not now, and never will be, taken as seriously as melee kids want it to be.

oh god there were TEN? i think i tried four or five. i had no idea she wrote that many.

her voyager novels are unreadable (i’ve tried to read them all and never made it even 50 pages in any single one), and display a stunning lack of understanding (or care) for channeling the voices of iconic characters. learning she was involved with discovery was one of the first of many, many scary things about this…

i’m here for the ice cream bars.

i can’t believe i’m saying this, but here we go:

honestly? it should be rosie fucking o’donnell. i can’t even imagine the batshit crazy tweets that would come after that.

and the 719 times Bones said “my GOD, man”?

methinks you trust gawker properties too much.

doesn’t seem that way. but the money sure will keep rolling in!

given the amount of other times they’ve pimped this artist, i’m guessing monetary considerations of some sort. the gawker properties have a history of making...unconventional choices for repeated coverage (aka, they heap abject praise onto terrible shit over and over again). i think they get paid to “cover” certain…

pokemon go is still a thing? i deleted it after 4 days. i just assumed the rest of the world did, too. whoops!

i bet that’ll be explained away with a quick line about a dye job.